Number of hours spent walking dog since weight loss program started: Too Many
Number of calories consumed by dog: Who knows… the dog is a hoover
Number of kgs of dog lost: 0
Number of kgs of dog gained: 2 (faulty scales at initial weigh in)
Number of minutes wasted listening to husband discuss down fall of leftover corn : 1
Number of bench presses done using baby as weight and saying “Superman!” : 20
Number of leg presses done with toddler as weight and him screaming inexplicably, “Robin!” : 5 (toddler then fell on Mummy. Mummy did not think it was as funny as toddler).
Number of Anzac cookies made: 12
Number of Anzac cookies eaten within first ten minutes: 5
Number of minutes getting excited thinking baby is almost walking: 5
Number of minutes dreading baby walking: Many
Number of minutes thinking dog thinks he is human: 2
Number of minutes fantasising that husband is soon whisking me off to tropical island: 20
Number of times thought about watching Breaking Dawn in two days: 25
Number of minutes pretending “a dinosaur is coming” : 15
Number of reminders have set myself to take Julian to tennis today (forgot last week): 3
How’s Your Day Looking?
